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[ryosan]

a present.

[ottery]

ok
what will u trade me

[ryosan]

[is this pokemon.]

there's a spider making its home under the sink.
maybe she'd find a better home with you?

[ottery]

OK
WHEN DO U NEED THE WORM

[ryosan]

whenever you think you've found the most impressive of worms.
consider it a challenge, of sorts.
you're even free to name it.

[ottery]

OK ILL FIND IT BY TOMORROW :)

[ryosan]

confident, aren't you?
i'll be waiting, then.

[ottery]

OK :) ya im good at catching bugs
U ASKED THE RITE PERSON!!!!!

[ryosan]

how lucky.
but a worm isn't a bug, is it?

[ottery]

yes
its a long bug insect

[ottery]

did u know when the grass floods they have 2 come out of the ground to breathe and thats when everyone eats them like birds

[ottery]

did u know theyre always lubricated

[ryosan]

are you going to flood the lawn?

[ottery]

yes

[ryosan]

[It's some while later when he replies with a photo of a worm the length of someone's (presumably his???) hand.]

attachment: charles.png
try find one bigger than this.

[ottery]

WTH
IF U HAVE A WORM WHY DO U NEED A BIGGER WORM

[ryosan]

in this case, bigger is better.

[ottery]

r u using it for xxx stuff??????????????

[ryosan]

it's going down a certain someone's pants.

[ottery]

I WONT HELP YOU

[ryosan]

it's harmless.

[ottery]

I WON'T HELP YOU PUT IT UP SOMEONES BUTT OR WORSE

[ryosan]

i'm doing nothing of the sort.
it's part of a game.

[ottery]

explain it better

[ryosan]

i'm sure you must be familiar with a punishment game. :)