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ᴍᴏᴍᴏᴛᴀʀᴏᴜ ᴍɪᴋᴏsʜɪʙᴀ ([personal profile] ottery) wrote2014-09-27 11:19 am

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[personal profile] gorillatama 2014-12-26 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
mudslides????? why the HELL are you eatin that much taquito bell in the middle of the night after chuggin mountain dew???youre young hearts but thatll age your ass!!
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-12 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
no im sorry...not one that ive seen. i dont even think theres a taco stand here...maybe if u use ur big puppy peach eyes at some restaurant owners theyll add tacos 2 the menu???
ask abt the crunch wraps 2 ok!!
but dont eat 2 much
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-21 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
not crunch abs
well maybe crunch your abs?? but wait an hour after shitting
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-21 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
it's not guy, its kondo
i dont no
why, are tacos on the market again??
gorillatama: (look in2 my eyes and fall in luv)

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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-22 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
FLUSH IT??? what else are you supposed to do, get inspiration?? i guess you could...if youre into that...sketch it or s/t
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-22 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
ah yes better im a senpai again =u=
i dont have a restaurant i guess i could somehow make some?? cant promise theyll turn out amazing but tryin cant hurt
you'll have to do better than that w/gorilla eyes, my student
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-27 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
are you trynna mutiny on this ship, young gorillawan?! thats rude
the hopeful eyes are gorilla eyes!! they are your eyes
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-28 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
it sounds like youre in violation of article 75 which is sasstiny on thi sship
no just the couple of times after The Butthive incident to see if theres remorse there or nightmares
but theyre gorillaeyes
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-30 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
theyre right there in the handbook! i know usin the handbook as extra tp when you run out but some of the stuff is p useful
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-01-30 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
lmao buttchive
butticles
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-02-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
buttchovies too!
i like that, wear it with pride, young apprentice ;)
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[personal profile] gorillatama 2015-02-10 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
np!

and yea make sure you do, i look forward to it!! youre gonna do great