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MOMOTAROU MIKOSHIBA

I'm really busy today, but if this is Gou-chan I'll come running!

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[Not sharp.]

Wahgh-! Makoto-senpai!

[He scrambles to unblind himself, having to shove the fuzzy hat upwards with his wrists, a la PRESENT. The box's being held with both hands, so he's gotta make do...]

I mean, Merry Christmas Makoto-senpai! What's this?!

[He proceeds to shake it by his ear.]

[makoto goes around the younger swimmer's bed (really, a mattress on makoto's floor) and sits down beside him, legs crossed and bent at the knees.]

It's a present! You'll have to open it to find out what is in it though.

[he made sure not to buy anything that would break by means of vicious shaking]

[Instead of opening it right then and there, he takes a moment to scramble to Makoto's side (like a game of musical chairs).]

Alright, Makoto-senpai! I'll open it right now, then!

[And he raises a hand high into the air with his thumb extended..and he...

smashes it down onto the package, piercing a hole through it. What was even the point of doing it like that, we'll never know.]

Oh! [startled] So you're that kind of gift opener...!

[well, hopefully momo would like the present inside as much as destroying the wrapping paper]

[A serial fucking killer gift-opener? Sounds right.

The bug pins come out first, and while he has no idea what they're for, they're cute and he's immediately impressed.]

Makoto-senpai!

[The one donning red with the black pattern across it's neck is especially interesting.]

Puppets! Beetle puppets! Makoto-senpai!

[He takes up the green one with a leopard-print(?) back.]

They're really cool, Makoto-senpai! I'll laminate them!

Laminate--? [he laughs, unable to handle this much momotarou in his face, all excited and happy]

I'm sure you'll find good use for them. Maybe it'll be something Pyunsuke could use too?

[not in *that* way]